IThinkThereforeiFlam

iThinkThereforeiFlam
House Minority Leader
Incumbent
Assumed office January 27, 2021
Deputy	blockdenied
Preceded by	Kevin McCarthy
Leader of the House Republican Conference
Incumbent
Assumed office January 27, 2021
Preceded by	Kevin McCarthy
Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Dixie
Incumbent
Assumed office January 22, 2021
Preceded by	Constituency established
Constituency	2nd district (2021–present)
Personal details
Born	iThinkThereforeiFlam (1992-01-01) January 1, 1992 Atlanta, Georgia, U.S.
Political party	Republican Party
Education	University of Georgia (BA)

iThinkThereforeiFlam (born January 1, 1992) is an American politician serving as the House Minority Leader and Representative from Dixie's Second Congressional District.

A member of the Republican Party, Flam graduated from the University of Georgia before entering politics. He is widely considered to be one of the leading voices for laissez-faire capitalism and limited government in American politics.

Before Politics

iThinkThereforeiFlam was born in Atlanta, Georgia, on January 1, 1992. His parents soon moved to the foothills of northwest Georgia, where he attended High School. Flam went on to the University of Georgia, where he studied Political Science and Philosophy. Following graduation, Flam moved to Washington, DC, where he did research for a number of think-tanks and worked for several Members of Congress, before deciding to run for office himself.

Political Career

Run for Senate

On March 30, 2021, Flam announced his campaign to be the next Senator from Dixie in the upcoming Midterm Elections.

Congress

Flam was elected to serve as the first Representative of the newly created Second Congressional District of Dixie in January, 2021. He was selected as Minority Leader to lead the Republicans in the House shortly thereafter.

Run for Dixie Governor

Flam announced that he would be challenging incumbent Republican Governor MrWhiteyIsAwesome for the Republican nomination to be Dixie's Governor on February 20, 2021. After a very contentious campaign that saw Governor Whitey on the defensive, Flam defeated the sitting Governor in a landslide.

Flam finished second in the general election, losing to the current Governor Tripplyons18.

Campaigns

Dixie Governor

General Election

March 2021 Dixie gubernatorial results

Party		Candidate	Votes	%
	Democratic	Tripplyons18	8,985,919	37.81%
	Republican	iThinkThereforeiFlam	7,423,918	31.23%
	Civics People's	CryDefiance	7,358,262	30.96%
Total votes			23,768,099	100.00%
	Democratic gain from Republican

Republican Primary

Flam defeated incumbent Governor MrWhiteyIsAwesome in a contentious primary election. Many Republicans were disappointed with Governor Whitey's fealty to former President Trump, and it is theorized that Flam's open hostility towards Trump helped him clench the nomination.

Republican primary results

Party		Candidate	Votes	%
	Republican	iThinkThereforeIFlam	4,037,126	54.83%
	Republican	MrWhiteyIsAwesome	2,155,163	29.03%
	Republican	The_Hetch	1,196,735	16.12%
Total votes			7,423,918	100.00%

Dixie's Second Congressional District

January 2021 Dixie's 2nd congressional district election

Party		Candidate	Votes	%
	Republican	iThinkThereforeiFlam	2,738,540	56.61%
	Democratic	JohnGRobertsJr	2,098,956	43.39%
Total votes			4,837,496	100.0%
	Republican gain from Democratic

Political Positions

Flam is an Objectivist and a member of the Liberty Caucus of the Republican Party.

Non-Canon

Second canon (2018-2021)

Flam joined ModelUSGov and the Republican Party on February 23, 2019. Originally starting out as a member of the Dixie Assembly, Flam soon won election to the United States House of Representatives as the Member from Dixie's Second Congressional District. He became Minority Whip for the House Republican Caucus under Minority Leader Gunnz011, and after serving there for a term, he replaced Gunnz as Minority Leader for the next three terms, also serving at one point as the Member from Chesapeake's Third Congresional District.

In February 2020, Flam ran for, and won, a seat in the United States Senate from Chesapeake. He was appointed to the Vice Presidency following the appointment of Vice President Ibney00 to the Supreme Court, but opted not to remain on the ballot for President Gunnz001's reelection, deciding to retire from ModelUSGov.

Flam returned in Novemeber 2020, taking up a list seat in the House, as well as the Minority Whip position.